Scoble leaving Microsoft; I’m applying for his job
Now that Scoble is leaving the best job in the world next to Vanna White’s, I am publicly applying for Scoble’s job. Microsoft, I won’t be a Dvorak instigator or Pirillo carper, but I will rattle the cages and promise you’ll want to fire me at the end of my first week, and definitely within a month. I’ll even take less pay than Scoble, and hey, does Microsoft “do” hookers or strippers. What kind of software do we have for exotic night clubs? Hey, I’m just asking! Got to start somewhere, why not on top?
Scoble, you’re a model in every way, and really, you’re a gorgeous man. I wish you great happiness and meaning in your life. But WTF mate!